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<title>Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter</title>
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With all the news that is news across the nation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;
On the scene at Naxxaramus slime hall&lt;br /&gt;
There seems to have been some disturbance here&lt;br /&gt;
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?&lt;br /&gt;
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the construct&lt;br /&gt;
And here he come&lt;br /&gt;
Running thru the slime balls, thru the corpses and undead&lt;br /&gt;
Naked as a jay-bird&lt;br /&gt;
And I hollered over at Lois...I said don't look Lois&lt;br /&gt;
It was too late, he'd already been incensed...&lt;br /&gt;

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This is your action news reporter once again&lt;br /&gt;
And we're here at the Kel Thuzads chamber&lt;br /&gt;
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?&lt;br /&gt;
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my gear checked&lt;br /&gt;
And he just appeared out of the swirly&lt;br /&gt;
Come streakin' around the slime track there&lt;br /&gt;
Didn't have nothing on but a smile&lt;br /&gt;
I looked in there and Lois was gettin' a cold drink&lt;br /&gt;
I hollered...Don't look Lois&lt;br /&gt;
It was too late...She'd already been mooned&lt;br /&gt;
Flashed her right there in front of the iron gate&lt;br /&gt;
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Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at Kel Thuzad's chamber&lt;br /&gt;
Covering the disturbance at the Boss kill&lt;br /&gt;
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?&lt;br /&gt;
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there&lt;br /&gt;
To get Lois some strudel&lt;br /&gt;
Here he come right our of the cheap seats&lt;br /&gt;
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court&lt;br /&gt;
Didn't have on nothin' but his wings&lt;br /&gt;
Made a kill shot and got out thru the concession stand&lt;br /&gt;
I hollered up at Lois, I said don't look Lois&lt;br /&gt;
It was too late...he'd already got a free shot&lt;br /&gt;
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team&lt;br /&gt;
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Here he comes...look...who's that with him?&lt;br /&gt;
Lois is that you, Lois?&lt;br /&gt;
What do you think you're doing?&lt;br /&gt;
You get your clothes on!&lt;br /&gt;
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Lois, where you going?&lt;br /&gt;
Lois, you shameless hussy&lt;br /&gt;
Say it isn't so Lois&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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<title>                    Group 2 drops KT</title>
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<title>Dead Puppies arent much fun, oh no no</title>
<link>http://www.searing-blade.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=158</link>
<description>Except maybe when they have Purple goodies inside...&lt;br /&gt;
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<title>Naxx Chopped Down a Notch by Searing Blade</title>
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&lt;strong&gt;I don't like Spiders&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;and Bog Lords&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;But thats not what it takes to love me&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
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<title>                               Rumble in tha Sunwell</title>
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<description>&lt;strong&gt;To Brut&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;Or Not To Brut&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;That is the question&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

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<title>Archi and Illy Sittin in a Tree</title>
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<title>Are You Ready?</title>
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From &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.worldofwarcraft.com&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;WorldofWarcraft&lt;/a&gt; :&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
If you’re eager to be among the first to set foot in Northrend, don’t forget that thousands of stores 
		across the country will be hosting special midnight openings tonight, where they will begin 
		selling copies the moment the clock ticks over to November 13. And for players near New York, San 
		Francisco, Anaheim, or Austin, remember to check out the official launch events, where you can get 
		your copy of the game signed by Blizzard Entertainment representatives and take part in fun contests.
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<title>Happy Halloween!</title>
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<description>Searing Blade wishes all our members a happy and safe halloween! For those playing the game tonight, watch your back! You never know what ghouls and zombie might go bump in the night...</description>
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<title>Loot Reaver called, he wants his gearz back Mr Doom</title>
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Did anyone bring the WD40?
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<title>                         Mother, May I</title>
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