On the scene at Naxxaramus slime hall
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the construct
And here he come
Running thru the slime balls, thru the corpses and undead
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Lois...I said don't look Lois
It was too late, he'd already been incensed...
This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the Kel Thuzads chamber
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my gear checked
And he just appeared out of the swirly
Come streakin' around the slime track there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Lois was gettin' a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Lois
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the iron gate
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at Kel Thuzad's chamber
Covering the disturbance at the Boss kill
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Lois some strudel
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin' but his wings
Made a kill shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Lois, I said don't look Lois
It was too late...he'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team
Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Lois is that you, Lois?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!
Lois, where you going?
Lois, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Lois
